i want some fruit.

February 22, 2007

wow! i’m posting.

i used to be an avid mac man, or boy. thisisback when windows was on 93, and my frinds used to tease me about this since giving all of your money to microsoft was all the rage. now i never owned a computer, only having access to them at school in the days playing orgeon trail was more intersting than porn, but i finally gave in and realized that a pc is going to be the best for me when i went off to college. i got one for my graduation gift and soon filled it up with porn and viruses which made it slower than andy choosing a flavor at baskin robbins. it sounded like a steel bender when it started up too.

then three years ago i baught one on my own, my “yay for me cuz i’m living on my own” present, which i now regret because it totally fucked up my financial life–whichj still leaves me with an unpaid for computer. now the damned thing is slow, filled withj viruses, porn, and has a new effect of destroying headsets. i know, i’m rough with ,my toys–it’s why my dick spits at me, but i have treated the one i have now like gold, which, by the way was purchased by <a href=”www.zillafag.com”>David</a>. THE GODDAMNER THINGE HAS QUIT WORKING! I don’t think it’s broken though, I did nothing to break it, so I’m blaming this piece of junk.

Sigh. There was no point to this entry other than to rant. If you’d like to help me out, maybe giving money to get a MAC let me know.

7 Responses to “i want some fruit.”

  1. You just need to re-install Windows. Seriously. Once you get it installed, get it set up so that it won’t get viruses or spyware. THEN! Don’t install spyware (ie: WeatherBug!).

  2. Damn. I was going to ask you to buy me a Mac since the Bean refuses to let me buy one.

    Let’s do it so that you buy me a Mac, and when I am done with it, I will let you rent it from me.

    That sounds fair to me.

    I am a reasonable person.

  3. Dace said

    i don’t have a copy to reinstall winders.

    and xtian, silence or i shall team up with the bean and put you in an old folks hom for the dutch and brilliant.

  4. *cough*Bit torrent*cough*

  5. Or Dace could download and install Linux!

  6. Linux is free! Would run much better than Winders!

  7. ME said

    Dace – you are a fuckhead. Why don’t you just fucking die already?

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